Your fortune for today... Someday, those photos will get out.

Hope everyone had a happy turkey day!... We went down to the lake this year, very relaxing. My Mom made quite the spread. Yummy! Friday I actually went shopping...for myself, Ha. I've never done the day after shopping thing before. Not to bad, just have to tell yourself "I chose to come out here." Saturday...Bedlam party. Drank a bottle of wine by myself to numb the pain, 'nuff said. Saturday night, bar hoping with some old high school buddies. Good times! Sunday...recovery.

What's up this week you ask? It's busy! Monday, movie and dinner with Mom and the Girls. Rent, can't wait! I'll give you a review. Wednesday is my monthly book club. the book is really hard to get through, so Tuesday some of us cheater, cheater, pumpkin eaters are watching the movie. Is that wrong? Thursday, alumni happy hour. This weekend...two Christmas parties, 'tis the season, and Saturday DTHB's 30th Birthday Bash at McNellie's!!

Man, I'm tiered already!

Pokes!?!?...

Dear OSU Cowboys,

You make it very hard to love you.

Sincerely,
Ticked in Tulsa

Seinfeld Quote of the Day... "Oh yeah, the jerk store called and they're running out of you!" ~George

Your fortune for today...Good news will come to you from far away.

Seinfeld Quote of the Day... "Fake! Fake! Fake! Fake! Fake!" ~Elaine

It's still me!... I just decided to try a different look. Do you like? Of course in doing so, I lost my tag board. And I don't know how to get it back. Oh, well, nobody really used it anyway :-)

Annoying Comments... Well, I'm tierd of getting those annoying comments. You know the ones? Companys who think they can use blogs as there own personal advertising space. So I'm instituting the word verification. Sorry for the inconvenience :-)

People's Sexiest Man Alive announced... And the winner is Hotty Matthew McConaughey! I concur. Yummy! Runner ups include Patrick Dempsey, Heath Ledger, Matt Damon, Clive Owen, Anderson Cooper, and one of my favs, Denis Leary.

What do you think, did they do a good job? Who would you pick?

http://celebrity.aol.com/people/ataol/galleries/0,19884,1113899_1129983,00.html

Seinfeld Quote of the Day... "Not that there's anything wrong with that" ~Jerry

In theaters now... Hey kids! I go to the movies a lot, so I thought I'd help guide you through your movie going experience in the first (and possibly only, 'cause I'm not very consistent) edition of:

See It or Skip it!

Definitely see in the theater!
Pride & Prejudice
Good Night, And Good Luck
In Her Shoes
The 40 Year-Old Virg
Jarhead

Wait 'till it's at the Dollar Theater
The Legend of Zorro
Flightplan

Video
Just Like Heaven

*Caution* Video, if you like video game action movies
Doom

*WARNING* Avoid like the plague! Possibly the worst movie of the year!
Elizabethtown

Seinfeld Quote of the day... "They' re real and they're spectacular." ~Sidra

*Bonus: What actress, currently on a hit TV show, played Sidra?

Bird Flu Symptoms...The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.

Seinfeld Quote of the Day... "Don't you see? No boxers, No Jockeys. The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of Gaberdeen." ~Jerry

Why are men happier?... Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier. What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Seinfeld Quote of the Day... "Mulva?" ~George